1 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,472 Amy, 2 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:18,560 could you please come to the seafood department? Amy to the seafood department. 3 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,982 {\an8}Okay, we got eight cans of cat food, 4 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,985 {\an8}eight packs of smokes, and one coconut water. 5 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,820 {\an8}Are you sure you need all them cigarettes, Ms. Halpern? 6 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:33,492 Don't you worry, Teddy. If I die, the cats know what to do. 7 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,828 {\an8}Okay. Total's 94.09. 8 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,209 Eight, nine. 9 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,128 - Keep the change. - I appreciate it. 10 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,755 And give your mom a squeeze for me. 11 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:48,924 Yeah, will do. 12 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,758 - Here you go, ma'am. - Thank you. 13 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,760 Of course. 14 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,678 Hey, Ted. 15 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,762 Can I go on break? 16 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,515 Yeah. Go nuts, man. 17 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,226 Price check needed on aisle seven. 18 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,770 Hey, Vanessa. Can you cover me for a minute? 19 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,771 Hell, yeah. You do you, king. 20 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:05,858 Thanks, m'lady. 21 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:08,986 Oh, boy. 22 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,322 What a day. What a haul. Yeah. 23 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:14,950 There we go. 24 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,535 {\an8}- You ever have this stuff? - No. 25 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,621 {\an8}Thirty seconds in the microwave, it's as good as people food. 26 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,541 {\an8}- You steal all that? - Heck yeah. Perks of the job. Am I right? 27 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,335 Yeah. As a little boy, I saw the musical, Oliver. 28 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,045 Then I saw Aladdin as a teenager. 29 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,548 Both those things made stealing look so cool, I had to give it a shot. 30 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,632 Now I'm addicted to it. 31 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,718 Heck, I haven't paid for razors in almost three years. 32 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,053 I've saved 9,000 bucks. 33 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,557 - Don't you worry about getting caught? - Actually, I don't. 34 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,142 Nope. 35 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,352 Probably due to my deeply ingrained white male privilege. 36 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:46,439 Yeah. I mean, heck, I don't even like licorice. 37 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,233 Ted, please report to the manager's desk. 38 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,485 - Ted to the manager's desk. - Oh, snap. 39 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,155 Bet he saw us on the security cameras. Hey, do me a favor. 40 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,824 Put all this junk back, as well as the cigarettes you took, 41 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,160 and I'll smooth things over with the boss. Cool? 42 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,037 Yeah, cool, cool. Okay. 43 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,248 Hey, 'cause I can't go back to prison. 44 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,755 - Hey, how you doing? - Hi there. 45 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,340 I know. 46 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,301 Coach? 47 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,720 Joe Conrad? 48 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,640 225 career tackles, 21 sacks, 49 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,141 all-American, all-conference, 50 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,309 and all-around good guy. 51 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,895 You forgot about that mule I stole from Central Missouri. 52 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,939 I did, but a mule never forgets. 53 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,815 - Thought that was elephants. - Yeah, maybe. 54 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,442 I can't remember. How you been, man? 55 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,778 I'm great, Coach. I got married five years ago. 56 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,321 Been working for my father-in-law. 57 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,281 We just had our first baby, Jake. 58 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,117 And here I am thinking this was just an elaborate fanny pack. 59 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,994 Nice to meet you, Jake. How you doing? 60 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,329 What about you, Coach? 61 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,581 I heard you were over in England coaching soccer or something. 62 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,458 Yeah, been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, 63 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,418 and now I use it to wash my tires. 64 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,129 No, came back home a couple of years ago to be with my little boy, Henry, 65 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,299 who ain't so little no more. I'm just making up for lost time. 66 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,261 Making school lunches, playing lots of Fortnite together, 67 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,929 trying to help him become the best version of himself. 68 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,472 Just like you did for all of us. 69 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,640 That's kind of you to say. 70 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,809 There you are. Jesus. 71 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,310 I thought you ran off with the baby. 72 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,688 Sweetie, guess who this is. 73 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,189 The assistant manager. 74 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,816 - This is Coach Lasso. - It is? 75 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,401 - You are? - Yes, ma'am. 76 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,696 - The man you refer to as-- - The greatest role model of my life. 77 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,072 Coach, this is my wife, Tabitha. 78 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,448 Hey. Nice to meet you. 79 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:23,077 Hi. And you work... You work here? 80 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,079 Yes, ma'am. Yeah, well, part-time. 81 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,915 Though I use the employee discount full-time 'cause, let me tell you, 82 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,626 it takes a buttload of PBandJ Uncrustables to have enough energy 83 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,004 to play video games all weekend. 84 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:33,713 That is awesome. 85 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,173 That is awesome, right, baby? 86 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,465 I am so confused right now. 87 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,093 Ted, manager's desk now. 88 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,512 - Urgent. I repeat, urgent! - They're playing my song. I gotta run. 89 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:42,972 - Really nice to meet you, Tabitha. - Yeah. 90 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,141 You too, Jake. Joe, great to see you. 91 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,767 Maybe I'll see you on the Battle Bus soon, huh? 92 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:47,769 Yeah. All right now. 93 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,356 Baby, can I get a PlayStation? 94 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,691 Hey, sorry about that, Ronnie. What's up? 95 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,861 Michelle called. Sounds like Henry got in some kind of trouble at school, 96 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,781 and y'all got to go and talk to the principal. 97 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,409 - Okay. You mind if I duck out early? - Sure. 98 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,663 Hey. Hey, Vanessa, need you to cover for Ted this afternoon. 99 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,790 I got you, Daddy. 100 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:12,043 She's high as a kite, but she's never missed a day. 101 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:14,086 Plus, the ex-wife hates her. 102 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,756 Yeah, I bet. Okay, I'll see you. 103 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,424 Hey, Ted, you want to tell me why I saw your ass 104 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,384 stealing a bunch of shit on the security cameras? 105 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,927 Oh, yeah, sorry about that, 106 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,930 but don't worry. Tyler set me straight. 107 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,849 Won't happen again, all right? See you next week. 108 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,983 - Hi. - Hey. 109 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,110 Sorry I'm late. I got here as quick as I could. 110 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,947 - That's okay. - Did you get a haircut? 111 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,073 Yeah, a couple weeks ago. 112 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,241 - Looks nice. - Thanks. 113 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:44,659 - So, what's going on? - I don't know. 114 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,786 - They didn't tell me anything. I don't-- - Yeah. 115 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,204 Hi. 116 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,624 Thank you both so much for coming in on such short notice. 117 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,875 - Of course. - Can I offer you some tea? 118 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:53,960 - No, thank you. - Yeah, 119 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,461 - I'd rather suck sweat from a horse butt... - Okay. 120 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,547 I mean, no, thank you. 121 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,924 Mr. Casey, is everything okay with Henry? 122 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,012 Henry will be graduating next week, 123 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,976 {\an8}but, here at Manning Elementary, we don't like to pass on our problems. 124 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:14,439 {\an8}A teacher found some very disturbing 125 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,278 {\an8}poetry in the back of Henry's notebook. And I quote... 126 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,908 {\an8}"I got a letter from the government the other day. I opened and read it. 127 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,494 {\an8}It said they were suckers." 128 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,914 Suckers is underlined. 129 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,500 Oh, wow. Okay. 130 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,754 "They wanted me for their army or whatever. 131 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,800 Picture me giving a damn, I said never." 132 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,722 {\an8}Well, I give a damn. 133 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:48,973 Yeah. 134 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,768 {\an8}I give a damn... very, very much. 135 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,396 - Sure. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly. 136 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,358 Thanks. 137 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,236 Boy, oh, boy, that was a whole lot of something about nothing. 138 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,740 How do you get to be a principal without knowing the lyrics of Public Enemy? 139 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:09,368 I reckon most antiquated institutions ain't too keen on encouraging folks 140 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,537 to fight the power these days. 141 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,873 Well, thank the Honorable Elijah Muhammad 142 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,625 that Henry will be out of here in two weeks. 143 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,169 Yeah, I think a change of scenery will be good for the little guy. 144 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,171 Yeah. 145 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,175 Okay, well, I better get back. 146 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,719 Yeah. How's work going, by the way? 147 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,970 It's exhausting. 148 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,056 Derek put me on another bullshit faculty committee, 149 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,351 and it's eating up all my time, and I... 150 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,438 Ready, go! 151 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,315 Good goal. 152 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,359 See you at the game tonight, Coach? 153 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,277 Yeah, I'm sorry. 154 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,655 - Yeah, no, I'll see you tonight. - It's okay. Okay. 155 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:48,658 Hey, remember to charge his iPad. You hung me out to dry last time. 156 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:51,619 The only thing at zero percent should be your doubt that it will be done. 157 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,622 - Okay. Bye. - All right. 158 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,433 - What? - Did he not see us? 159 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,357 Should we 160 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,901 - go in? - Yeah, maybe we... 161 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,194 What? 162 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,361 Yes. 163 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,280 Rebecca and Keeley in Kansas. 164 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,656 Higgins in shorts. Oh, my. 165 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,991 I feel unleashed, Ted. 166 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,451 Yeah. Get in here. 167 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,620 How're y'all doing? What the heck? 168 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,079 - What a nice surprise. - Hi. 169 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,789 I did reach out several times actually. 170 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:19,833 I'm sorry about that. 171 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,710 - Hey, y'all hungry? - I'm starving. 172 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,794 - Oh, yeah. - Well, 173 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,839 I could try that Kansas City barbecue you were always prattling on about. 174 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,090 I know just the spot. 175 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,719 Get ready for some good old-fashioned Midwestern hospitality. 176 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,138 Hi, may I help you? 177 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,224 Hey, sorry, Gwen, they're from out of town. 178 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,517 Ted! 179 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,726 - Ted! - Hey, fellas! 180 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,104 Now did you just come in here for a quick sniff, 181 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,481 or do you want the usual? 182 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,399 We're going to do the usual times four, please. 183 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,484 You got it. 184 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,528 Four president's trays, please. 185 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,989 - Four president's trays, please. - Aight. 186 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,537 Oh, shit. 187 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:01,083 Battle wound. Your hero's journey has now crossed the threshold. 188 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,334 I love the food in Kansas. 189 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,127 Yeah. Well, actually, we're in Missouri right now. 190 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,047 Kansas is just right across the street over there. 191 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,174 It's confusing. I know. Hey, let's play a game. 192 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,301 Everybody's gotta say what they've been up to the last couple of years. 193 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,846 You only get ten seconds, and you can't say anything about work. All right? 194 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:16,014 Higgins, go! 195 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:19,183 Caught you mid-rib. That's my bad. I'll tell you what, I'll go first, 196 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,434 - okay. Let's see. - Okay. 197 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,687 I moved back home, loving life. 198 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,230 My mom's moving out of my childhood home. 199 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,523 That's a whole thing. 200 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,109 And Henry grew a foot. 201 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,653 You know, in height, not a third one. 202 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,779 Yeah, all right, Higgins, you're up. 203 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,865 Yeah, savoring every bite. 204 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,199 I love that. All right, keep cooking. 205 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,535 Quick pivot. Keeley, what do you got? 206 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,579 Designed new uniforms for the women's team. 207 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,957 - No, but that's work. - No, that's work. Shit. 208 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,668 - Just landed a sponsor-- - That's work as well. 209 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,503 Damn it. Yes, all right, Higgins. 210 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,256 - Barbara and I just booked a spa weekend. - There you go. 211 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,675 Yeah, for our annual work retreat. Fuck. 212 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,218 - Hey, darn good try. - Oh, my God. 213 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,928 And what about you and Roy? How y'all doing? 214 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,847 Yeah, we're great. Just really, really good friends. 215 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,475 How about that? Is that how Roy sees it too? 216 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,687 Okay. Yeah, no, that's complicated. Okay. 217 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,397 All right. Rebecca, your turn. Come on. 218 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:10,610 Matthijs and I are happily still in our honeymoon period thanks to, 219 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,905 you know, distance, and Zoom sex. 220 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,532 I finally watched Breaking Bad. Hilarious. 221 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,868 And... 222 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,119 Come on, three seconds. 223 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,788 I've recently switched my favorite color to green. 224 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,665 And I envy your ability to change. 225 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,126 - Thank you. - Oi, did that really happen? 226 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,669 I don't know. I panicked. 227 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,047 All right, Higgly Wiggly. Come on, your time to shine, baby. 228 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:34,468 Okay. Julie gets more and more beautiful every day. 229 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,346 My son Dana gave himself a tattoo. 230 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:41,308 We think it's a taco or Australia, we're not really sure. 231 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:45,436 We just got heated flooring in our bathroom at home. I'm obsessed. 232 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,397 Ain't no better piggies than a bunch of warm little piggies, I say. 233 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,608 - Yep. - Know what I mean? Yeah. All right. 234 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,152 So, come on, talk to me. What the heck are y'all doing here, huh? 235 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,696 Okay, for a few different reasons actually. 236 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:59,825 I'm going to the American Jazz Museum tomorrow down on 18th and Vine. 237 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,370 They've got Benny Goodman's shoes, Ted. 238 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,539 And tomorrow afternoon, 239 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,334 we're all going to watch the KC Current football match. 240 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,253 Check out their state-of-the-art facilities, 241 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,840 do some research for Richmond's new women's team. 242 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,968 How about that? 243 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:19,679 So, of all the ladies' soccer joints, in all the towns, in all the world, 244 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,724 y'all just happen to walk into mine, huh? 245 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,441 We want you to coach our women's team. 246 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,069 To lay the foundations of the Richmond culture 247 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,947 that you created with our men. 248 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,000 Are you trying to sabotage this team now too, or something? 249 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,712 No, quite the opposite. 250 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,841 Last time, I hired you for all the wrong reasons. 251 00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,052 This time, I absolutely want to hire you for all the right ones. 252 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,515 Oh, man. Well, that's... that's a mighty kind offer... 253 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,393 Let me sleep on it, yeah? 254 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:08,729 Of course. 255 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,814 Thank you. Okay. Hey, look, I hate to oogie and boogie, 256 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,317 but little guy's gonna be home from school, so you mind if we skedaddle? 257 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,651 - Absolutely. - Okay. Great. 258 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,612 And if y'all aren't dealing with the jet lag later, 259 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,030 come on and check out Henry's soccer game. 260 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,823 - Yeah, we'd love to. - Yeah. 261 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,950 - Good, good, good. - Don't you mean football, Ted? 262 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,702 No, sir, we're in America, my friend. 263 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,330 We call it soccer, and I've got dollars in my pants, 264 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,248 and we use elevators to go up to our apartments 265 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,876 where we poop French fries into our diapers. 266 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,922 I'll grab this for y'all. Come on. 267 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,841 - What is-- - I don't know. 268 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,384 Come on. 269 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,334 Dad, I'm home. 270 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,340 So you can see I've got my stains ready to go. 271 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,884 Press the tip onto the stain to release... 272 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,511 I'm pressing... I'm... 273 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,763 Oh, crap. I don't know what happened. 274 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:26,849 Now it's worse than before. 275 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,524 Hello, you. 276 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,985 Hey... How was your flight? 277 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,444 Yeah. Good. 278 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,779 Complimenten the captain. 279 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,905 You made great time, 280 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,993 especially considering you were fighting the North American jet stream. 281 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,911 You know, I love it when you talk pilot to me. 282 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,539 You mean when I say stuff like, 283 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,293 "Right now we are using maximum thrust to compensate for the headwind." 284 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,128 You're going to make me play with myself. 285 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,546 Hi, Rebecca. 286 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,923 Jelka! Hello! 287 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,216 Where are her friends, Papa? 288 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,094 Why does she have to play by herself? 289 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,976 - I'm so sorry. - No problem. 290 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,812 But hey, how did it go? Did he say yes? 291 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,774 Ted, no. Not yet. But he will. 292 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,609 I think. 293 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,693 I hope. 294 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,695 I don't know. 295 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,490 "You can always give up tomorrow?" 296 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,076 - Very good. - Thank you. 297 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,203 I've gotta go. That's Higgins. 298 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,330 You can tell by the syncopated time signature. 299 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,791 On your way back, I hope you'll fly at a high altitude to reduce drag 300 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,171 and take advantage of the tailwind. 301 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,215 Stop it. 302 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:46,511 What happened to you? 303 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,972 With the jet lag and all the pork, I fell asleep. 304 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,057 That's okay. 305 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,601 On the toilet. 306 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,728 Could I have some tea? 307 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,773 All that's left in my room is decaffeinated. 308 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,400 Did you hear the news? 309 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,819 What, about the new Hermès collection? 310 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,947 We have very different TikTok algorithms. 311 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,326 No, the Twickenham FC women's team has folded. 312 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,584 "A well-intentioned but unsustainable financial liability 313 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,504 that was draining resources from the men's team." 314 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,090 This is exactly what I've been worried about, Rebecca. 315 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:28,261 Right, yes, but it'll be different for us... somehow. 316 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,429 Yes, we shall succeed where others have failed 317 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:35,184 for some unknown reason out there, somewhere, somehow. 318 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,436 Well said, Leslie. 319 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,815 Regardless, I should let Keeley know. 320 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,860 No, I'll do that. 321 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:45,696 I don't like to squash her enthusiasm. 322 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,490 I'm not sure that's possible, but agreed. 323 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:54,203 And Alice Chilton has thrown her hat into the ring to manage the women's team. 324 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,621 Coach Chilton? 325 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,248 I don't think she likes me very much. 326 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,584 It's not you. She doesn't like anyone. 327 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:03,504 Wonderful. So if Ted says no and we can't hire a growling Rottweiler, 328 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:07,509 there's always Alice Chilton waiting in the wings, growling even louder. 329 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,219 Thanks, Leslie. 330 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,388 Thank you. 331 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,938 Oh, fuck it! 332 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,941 All right, before I put on any music, can you please remind me 333 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,653 of our one and only rule about you listening to hip-hop? 334 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,866 I can hear all the words. I just can't say all the words. 335 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:35,953 And allow me to now add that you can't write down any of the words either. 336 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,663 - You get it. - Yeah. 337 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,748 Don't worry. 338 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,501 Your mom and I talked about it. We're gonna let it slide, all right? 339 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,585 But I will say, 340 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:46,631 as a young fellow from a generation that is so acutely aware of keeping receipts, 341 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,633 that was a fumble by you, man. 342 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,968 Never leave a paper trail. 343 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,514 Hey, by the way, you're gonna have some special guests at your game today. 344 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,765 - Really? - Yeah, 345 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,725 Rebecca, Keeley and Higgins are in town. 346 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,894 Want to come watch you play. How about that? 347 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,687 Are they just here to watch me play? 348 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,064 No, no. 349 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,193 Actually, well, get this, they offered me a job. 350 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,153 They want me to coach that new women's team 351 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,656 they got over there in Richmond. 352 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,868 Are you gonna do it? 353 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,247 No. No way, man. 354 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:21,082 No, I ain't going nowhere. 355 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,835 You're stuck with me, buddy boy. 356 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,213 All right, let's get you in the zone. Here we go. 357 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,091 Bass in your face, not an eight track 358 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,551 Gettin' it good to the wood 359 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:34,095 So the people give you Some of that reactin' to the facts 360 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,723 That I kick and it stick And it stay around 361 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,062 Come on, guys! Set the tone! Wake up! 362 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,983 My new condo is the perfect amount of space. 363 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,318 It's all seniors, but they don't allow Fox News playing 364 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,987 in any of the common areas. 365 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,864 Plus, there's a pickleball court. 366 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,490 Pickleball? What's that? 367 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,617 It's like tiny tennis, 368 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,953 only much louder and you're not allowed to move. 369 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,497 That'll be right up your street. 370 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,331 - Leslie! - No, I didn't! 371 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,834 - Here we go, here we go. - Henry! 372 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,920 Nice move, Henry. There you go. 373 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,258 Nice, Henry! 374 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:13,968 Come on! 375 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,179 Attaboy! 376 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,431 He is so fast! 377 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:20,892 Dottie, thanks for letting us sit on your... 378 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,310 Wait, what are they called again? 379 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,145 - It's called a Tush-Cush. - Tush-Cush. 380 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,229 No need to thank me. 381 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,773 I'm not having anyone in my family parking their buns 382 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,150 on this hard metal bench. 383 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,568 It really is very comfortable. 384 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,154 Yeah, everything in Kansas is really cushy. 385 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,949 No, actually, we're in Missouri now. Kansas City, Missouri. 386 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,534 How many cities are in this city? 387 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,827 Two. 388 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,829 What? 389 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,415 They offered you a job, didn't they? 390 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,668 They want me to coach the women's team. 391 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,378 That's amazing. 392 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,088 I'm not gonna do it. 393 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,966 - Why? - What do you mean, why? 394 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,386 Ted, do you want to take that job? 395 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,554 No. 396 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,098 Oklahoma. 397 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,851 I don't know. 398 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,608 All right, Henry! Let's go, baby! 399 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,194 Henry, I'm open! I'm open! 400 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,407 Don't gamble, Lasso! 401 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,118 Make the easy pass. You hear me? 402 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,206 Besler, get in for Lasso. 403 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,250 All right, Henry, you're out. 404 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,627 What, are you out of your mind? 405 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,671 He's the best player on your team! 406 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,172 Mom, Mom, Mom. You keep yelling like that, 407 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,967 they're gonna make you watch from the car again. 408 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,928 Have a seat, Mbappé. 409 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,976 Ted, why aren't you coaching Henry's team? 410 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:48,355 I kind of realized that coaches and dads sometimes have conflicting jobs. 411 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,449 There you go, big guy. 412 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,452 - Hey, great game. - Wish I got to play in it. 413 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,246 Come on. You were too good. They had to take you out. 414 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,914 Kids. They're kids, man. 415 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,875 You know, if you want, I could always say something to Coach. 416 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,920 No, no. Don't do that. Really, I... I'm fine. 417 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,256 Okay. You got it. 418 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,551 Have a good week, all right? I'll see you on the Battle Bus. 419 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,355 All right, man. I'll see you next week. 420 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,320 Hey, Coach, you got a sec? 421 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,571 Not really, Ted. 422 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,823 Hell, half of one then. 423 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,533 Look, I really appreciate what you're trying to teach Henry. 424 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,869 Y'know, I used to have a player like him always playing in cursive 425 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,537 when I just needed the young fella to play in print-- 426 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,832 Ted. You're a coach, so I know you get it. 427 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,250 Get what? 428 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,338 How annoying it can be when parents meddle in their kid's business. 429 00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,882 Well, I'm not sure Tina Knowles would agree with you, 430 00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,092 but I hear what you're saying. 431 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,345 No. Hey, have a good night, Coach. 432 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,347 You too, Ted. 433 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:18,319 I love jet lag. It's like fucking time travel. 434 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,613 The Kansas City me is six hours ahead of the London me, 435 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,365 and I've already worked out, 436 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,159 eaten the biggest breakfast burrito I've ever seen in my life, 437 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,327 worked out a second time, 438 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:30,164 and returned all of my emails before the shops here are even open. 439 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:33,042 Well, could you send one of your time travel emails to yesterday me 440 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,544 and tell her to wear a bib? 441 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,129 Everything I own is covered in barbecue sauce. 442 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,756 Kansas looks good on you. 443 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,300 Unless this is fucking Missouri. 444 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,969 A wishing fountain. 445 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,304 - Hold this. - What? 446 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,306 You don't really believe in... 447 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,475 Of course you do. 448 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,021 Come on then, what did you wish for? How much is it gonna cost me? 449 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,982 Hey, no littering. 450 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,024 - What? - Officer, I'm sorry-- 451 00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:00,278 Gotcha... Happy to know I still got it. 452 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,613 Especially after my bullshit suspension. 453 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,741 - Have a fantastic day, ladies. - You too. 454 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,995 - He was lovely, wasn't he? - Oh, God, I couldn't last here a week. 455 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,122 Everyone's too nice. 456 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,707 You know, when I got my coffee this morning, 457 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,001 the barista tried to give me a hug. Can you imagine? 458 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:17,253 Ryan? He gives great hugs. 459 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:18,713 Did you know that him and his girlfriend 460 00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,256 just decided to open up their relationship? 461 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:21,507 Yes, I know. 462 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,342 I know that his father went back to college. 463 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,428 I know that his sister is bisexual. 464 00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,430 I know everything there is to know about Ryan. 465 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:31,185 And I know that I wish Ryan and I just had a little more mystery between us. 466 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,020 Wait, "dazzle me moi"? 467 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:34,771 Come on now. 468 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,112 Oh, my God. 469 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,867 Like disco balls for your feet. 470 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,161 I hope they have the other one. 471 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,371 Yeah, that's nice. 472 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,333 If it didn't have all the bits and bobs on it. Who wears this shit? 473 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:57,043 Good morning, ladies. 474 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,628 - Hi. - Hi, hello. 475 00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,087 I'm Tammy Dineen. 476 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,341 So let me know if you two life-size Barbie dolls need a hand with anything, okay? 477 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,426 Thank you. 478 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,389 She didn't hear me, did she? 479 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:24,738 Is this... 480 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,619 Hi, excuse me. 481 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,247 - Will the jazz museum be opening shortly? - No, sir. 482 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:35,832 It's closed for a private event. 483 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,835 The Abramowitz Bar Mitzvah. 484 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:42,213 Rumor is the parents hired Janelle Monáe, Ariana Grande, 485 00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:45,716 and someone else real tiny. 486 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,802 Bruno Mars? 487 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:48,679 That's the one. 488 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:51,806 - You can come in here if you want. - What's this? 489 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,101 It's a museum dedicated to Black baseball players. 490 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:57,478 Yeah, it's not for everyone. 491 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,565 Oh, no, no, no. I love Black people. 492 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:04,111 I mean, not all of them. Only 'cause you can't love all of anything, right? 493 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:08,239 I mean, I just don't know anything about baseball. 494 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,366 It's like cricket, right? 495 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,369 'Cause you both use hard white balls. 496 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,162 You know what, I mean, I'd love to. 497 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,790 - That'd be ten dollars, please. - Yes, of course, I am so sorry. 498 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,334 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 499 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,349 Hey, Dottie, the tag here says ten bucks. 500 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,726 How about five? 501 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:41,565 Oh, boy. I brought that back from Italy, gosh, 30 years ago now. 502 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,734 Handmade by a Vatican priest. 503 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:47,237 - I got to have it. Here's 20. - What? 504 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:48,989 What are you doing? 505 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,824 Babe, I was doing something. 506 00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:52,992 You gotta let me haggle. 507 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:55,912 Mom, Michelle and I gave you that lamp five years ago for Mother's Day. 508 00:24:55,913 --> 00:25:00,334 Well, like the man once said, hardest part of sales is the lying. 509 00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:04,086 Here's all that stuff Henry wanted to sell. 510 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,797 He said he'll only take 20%. You can have the rest. 511 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,467 Sweet kid. I'll give him 12. 512 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:11,469 I will let him know. All right, I should get going. 513 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:15,182 Actually, will you price all this stuff before you go? Four bucks apiece. 514 00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:18,060 All right, fine. 515 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:20,604 What... 516 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,857 - What the heck? - That can be yours for five dollars. 517 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:25,984 Yeah, but I gave it to you. 518 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:27,902 Ten dollars. 519 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,738 It was a gift from the head coach. 520 00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,783 Hey. Fun fact about this mixing bowl. 521 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:37,078 And I know the women can't have a team plane yet, 522 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,955 but what about a team train? 523 00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:41,874 With an ice bath and massage tables for the team 524 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:45,127 and a fancy caboose with a bar for the owner and her best mate. 525 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:47,588 Keeley... There's something I need to tell you. 526 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,048 - Y'all doing okay? - I ju-- 527 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,259 Yes, she's just trying on the suit that you got for her. 528 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,637 Did I get your size right, Glamazon with pajamas on? 529 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:58,140 Yes. I just... I'm just not sure it's me. 530 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,350 Well, like I always say, 531 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:02,520 wearing new clothes is like a vacation for your body. 532 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:03,856 I like that. 533 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,941 Come on, get on out here and show us what you got. 534 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,318 Yeah, come on, Rebecca. Let's see. 535 00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:13,823 Well, consider moi dazzled. 536 00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:17,618 - You look incredible. - Yeah, no, no, it's quite nice. 537 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,871 I love this place. Is it all yours, Tammy? 538 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:22,081 Oh, yes, ma'am. I used the cash from my divorce settlement. 539 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,958 Figured it's about time to be my own boss. 540 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,586 The only thing I didn't consider was a goddamn recession. 541 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:28,296 But luckily, a couple of summers ago, 542 00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:30,173 when Taylor Swift was performing in town, 543 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:33,801 one of her backup singers, a wingless angel of color, 544 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,263 she floated in, bought an outfit, posted it on her Insta. 545 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:39,390 We've been popping and hopping, and gals have been shopping ever since. 546 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,684 Women helping women, am I right? 547 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,314 So what do you think, Rebecca? 548 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,733 - Oh, God. I'll take it. - Yes! 549 00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:50,694 Looks, brains, and good taste. 550 00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:53,321 She is beautiful. 551 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:54,323 I'm obsessed. 552 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,007 Satchel Paige, the biggest star of the Negro Leagues. 553 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:16,677 Some say he is the greatest pitcher of all time, 554 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:21,475 better than Cy Young, Sandy Koufax, Nolan Ryan. 555 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,062 Well, those are certainly some names of baseball men. 556 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:30,399 In your terms, think Duke Ellington, John Coltrane, 557 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,653 and Louis Armstrong all rolled into one. 558 00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:35,279 Well, blow my top, Daddy-o. 559 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,739 Now you get it. 560 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,616 See, Satchel was a showman. 561 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:42,662 He had a wild throwing style and all these crazy names for his pitches. 562 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:46,374 The Hesitation, the Midnight Creeper, the Dipsy-Do. 563 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,503 Many thought old Satch would be the first to break the Major League color barrier. 564 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:51,838 He wasn't. 565 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,506 Manager Dressen thanks Hero Robinson. 566 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:56,217 But he finally got in at the age of 42. 567 00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,636 And in comes Cleveland's Satchel Paige. 568 00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:03,391 Oldest rookie in history, and he was still incredible. 569 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:06,019 Yeah, the Negro Leagues were glorious. 570 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:09,397 They didn't do it for fame or fortune. 571 00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:12,818 They did it because to not play would have been unacceptable. 572 00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,862 My favorite saying of old Satch's was, 573 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,574 "Ain't no man can avoid being born average. 574 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:21,410 But there ain't no man that got to be common." 575 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,746 Look around. 576 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,874 You see it. 577 00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,255 None of these men were common. 578 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,302 They're immortal. 579 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:47,019 You're a natural. 580 00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:50,563 Thank you, Charles. 581 00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:53,232 You know, their story is quite similar 582 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:56,820 to how women in England weren't allowed to play football for years. 583 00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,238 Not similar. 584 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:01,824 Sorry, what happened here, much worse. 585 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:04,702 Much, much worse. Much, much, much, much. 586 00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,412 I can't stop saying much for some reason. 587 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,123 Is there a gift shop I can support? 588 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,459 It's right over here. 589 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:14,003 So when did they start letting women play soccer in the UK? 590 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,171 1971. 591 00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:17,466 - Damn, that's recent as hell. - I know, right? 592 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:21,093 And you're sure all it needs is a battery? 593 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,345 That's right. 594 00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:25,224 And if not, it'll still be right twice a day. 595 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,061 Okay, Mom, I gotta go. 596 00:29:30,062 --> 00:29:32,647 Actually, Teddy, could you bring the box down from your bedroom? 597 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:34,149 It was too heavy for me. 598 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,569 Thank you, baby. 599 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:41,448 I love you, my big strong baby boy. 600 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:37,713 Thanks, honey. 601 00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:41,008 You remember when Dad used to take me to his work? 602 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:43,551 Of course. You loved it. 603 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:44,719 Yeah. 604 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,889 Every time I went up there, folks would get so excited, 605 00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:49,516 treat me like I won a contest or something. 606 00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:52,810 Let me raid the vending machine 607 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,855 or race around on those fancy office chairs they had up there. 608 00:30:55,856 --> 00:31:00,360 Talking about what a great guy Dad was. You know... just... it was fun. 609 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,696 Yeah. 610 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,658 Hey, why don't you ever ask me about my job? 611 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,704 I mean, no one does, you know? Not you. Not Michelle, Henry. 612 00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,122 Well, I'm sure I have. 613 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,416 - I've-- - Mom. 614 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:19,588 Well. If you don't care about it, why should I? 615 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,464 Whoa. 616 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:22,882 Teddy Bear. 617 00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,842 You didn't love going to work with your father 618 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,552 'cause of how it made you feel. 619 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:29,431 You loved being around how his job made him feel. 620 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,977 It's good for a boy to see his father do something he loves. 621 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,606 Take the job. 622 00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,985 For crying out loud, Mom. 623 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:45,071 You tell me that my son needs me, so I've got to come home. 624 00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,615 Now you're telling me I should go back? 625 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,159 What the heck am I supposed to do, split myself in half? 626 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:51,286 You'll figure it out. 627 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:55,581 Hey, that is pure silk from India. 628 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,543 A personal gift from Mr. Yul Brynner. 629 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:06,175 There's no way around it You piss me off 630 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:10,555 There's no sense about it I've heard enough 631 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:14,726 Just let me be 632 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:19,480 As you may know, CPKC is the first privately funded stadium in the world 633 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:22,275 built solely for professional women's soccer. 634 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:23,402 Love that blazer, by the way. 635 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:26,405 Thank you. It's a Dazzle Me Moi. 636 00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:28,239 Tammy's incredible. 637 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,241 - Hi, Katie. - Hi. 638 00:32:30,158 --> 00:32:32,243 I think we should build our own stadium. 639 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,786 I think we should play a match first. 640 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:35,538 Right, yeah, of course. Yep, I know, yeah. 641 00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:38,040 Hey, Katie. A bunch of questions for you. 642 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:41,253 It's like walking around Wonka's chocolate factory with Veruca Salt. 643 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,546 I want a stadium now. 644 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:45,841 Well, the women's team does need our support. 645 00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:48,886 'Cause ain't none of those women are common, Rebecca. 646 00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:52,598 - What are you wearing? - What are you wearing? 647 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:54,975 Good point. 648 00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:58,644 You okay, Ted? 649 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,189 Yeah, just running some laps up here in the old noggin. 650 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:03,525 I dig this fit. You look like Mookie from Do the Right Thing. 651 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:05,277 Thank you. 652 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:14,244 Come on! Bring it on, yes! 653 00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:29,176 Oh, my God! 654 00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:50,322 The energy here is incredible. 655 00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:56,995 Yes-a! 656 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:09,506 - Bye, Ted. - Bye. 657 00:34:09,507 --> 00:34:11,300 I love Kansas City. 658 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:13,512 - Yeah. - Great to see how the sausage is made. 659 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:16,849 You're the sausage. 660 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,646 This is one of my see you soon hugs, yeah? 661 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,689 My goodbye hugs last for days. 662 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:27,818 - I remember. - Good. 663 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,779 Hello. 664 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,238 Hey. Mr. Higgins. 665 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,491 Ted, I'm gonna miss you. 666 00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:37,451 And I'm going to miss the hot Midwestern air 667 00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:38,744 flowing through my leg hair. 668 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,205 The air's gonna miss them calves. 669 00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:43,582 - Man. - Take good care. 670 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,251 Oh boy, that's a lot of food. 671 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:46,837 Don't look at me. It's hers. 672 00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,796 I hope you left some for the rest of us. 673 00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:52,717 Well, what can I say, Ted? Kansas City barbecue's changed me. 674 00:34:53,302 --> 00:34:54,468 Well, if you eat all that food, 675 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:56,096 you're gonna change the toilet on that plane. 676 00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:02,310 And, hey, I'm sorry you came out all this way 677 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,396 to not get the answer you're looking for. 678 00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,859 I can't take the job. I got to stay put. This is home. 679 00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:13,655 You know, sometimes home is just a state of mind. 680 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,787 Just a little something to remember me by. 681 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:25,501 Thanks, boss. 682 00:35:31,632 --> 00:35:34,009 Bye, Ted. God bless you. 683 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,470 You better hurry or you'll miss that plane. 684 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:39,263 It's my fucking plane, Ted. It's not going anywhere. 685 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,224 I'm sorry, I thought we were doing Casablanca here. 686 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:42,350 Never seen it. 687 00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:43,977 - Never will. - Good for you. 688 00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:50,275 - Ms. Welton, welcome aboard. - Thank you so much. 689 00:36:00,536 --> 00:36:04,414 I listen to you time and time again 690 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,628 While you tell me just what's right 691 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:15,509 And you tell me A thousand things a day 692 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:20,472 Then sleep somewhere's else In the night 693 00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:23,851 I'm going back to Kansas City 694 00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:30,691 And I love you dear 695 00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:33,235 But just how long 696 00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:38,323 Can I keep singing the same old song? 697 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:42,327 And I love you dear 698 00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:44,913 But just how long 699 00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:49,751 Can I keep singing the same old song? 700 00:36:50,252 --> 00:36:53,922 I'm going back to Kansas City 701 00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:58,343 And I love you dear 702 00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:01,345 But just how long 703 00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:06,601 Can I keep singing the same old song? 704 00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:09,813 I'm going back to Kansas City 705 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:20,986 Come on, man. 706 00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:54,728 Nope.